Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
He knew better than to drink and derive.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Because it would be a party fowl.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Bring two Mormons.
