They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
An Iceburgh.
A mutt in a rut !
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Elton's John
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
winnie the Philosopooh
They have the same middle name!
He was looking for Pooh.
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
Their middle name.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
