They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
An elephant with diarrhea...
To get to the middle.
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Elton's John
winnie the Philosopooh
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Because he plays with pooh.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Honey.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
They have the same middle name!
