What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major