What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!