What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.