What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.