Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Skip to my loo.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.