Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.