Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.