Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.