Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.