Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
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Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their p is quiet.
Their P is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
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A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
He was syncing too much time into it.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
A: Deterrent.
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Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
They're just alternate fax.
Bowl me over !
Chicken sees a salad
A Standing Blow-vation.
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The SWAT team
Roast turkey !
