Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
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Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their p is quiet.
Their P is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Because they're all dead
Nothing, the pee is silent
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Urine trouble!
Testostyrone.
A Beemer.
The one that keeps getting bigger
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Urine trouble, mate!"
