On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
As Many Times As It Wants!
A: they're always talking about God.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Some idiot pulled it out to late
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Halal?
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
