Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.