What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now