Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)