Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!