Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.