Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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Visa or Mastercard?

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction