Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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There isn't one...

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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The Lizard of Oz !

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now