What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction