How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.