What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.