Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours