Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Who wins the election?

America.

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.