What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.