What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day