What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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a new last name

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..