What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh