What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh