What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."