What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.