Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay