Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Cuatro cincos.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
I don't know either he told me to askew!"
I'll tell you tomorrow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
You're the Juan!
She was told to do an essay in school.
An essay.
Because she couldn't spell properly.