What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.