What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"