What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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You stink at telling jokes."

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.