Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow