What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr