What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.