When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Coffee Mug
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Just-ice
He was petrified.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
It's 0K.
Netflix and chill.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
I'm udderly freezing!
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The Dark Knightrogen
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
She puts in in the microwave.
Vodka does not freeze
Because they let IT go
Are you 0K
He stole her blanket.
Both are a glaze
An ice Kareem clone
Freezing.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
A farmer
Damn it!
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.
He works on a cold case.
Cross fit
His toga size went from L to XL.
Wet.
A Muslim
X marks the pot, matey."
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
