What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!