What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.