What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.