What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.