What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.