How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.