How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.