How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.