How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.