How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.