What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.