What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.