What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.