What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...