What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!