How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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