What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.