How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.