How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

Who get saved?

The United States of America