Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
Because 30 is too many!
Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
It's a nation without a litre.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
