Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
to go to a better place.
Because all they can do is bone.
They're afraid of change.
Unarmed Americans.
Won.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
We may never know the truth.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Warning: Gore
