Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!