Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.