Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.