Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!