Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect