What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.