What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang