What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!