What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!