How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.