How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How do you propose to a stoner?

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !