How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !