How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows