How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire