What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !