What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."