What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."