How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.