How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"