What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.